Go buy a gun! Now! Protect yourself! (Must NOT talk about gun control)

Must not ever talk about guns. Tell you what. Lets get rid of the 2nd amendment just to piss off Wing Nuts. That's it! Criminalize Wing Nuts! Gun Control NOW! Gun Control NOW! Gun Control Now! Seriously, we all know these 2nd Amendment tragedies happen because there is too much religion in school. Outlaw guns and religion.