Saturday, January 19, 2013

KCRW's Left, Right & Center: Guns, Inauguration Day, and the GOP Retreat

Matt Miller, Robert Scheer, Christopher Edley and Michael "It Was Raining Oreos*" Steele

Matt: How is "O"s package?

Chris: As big as it can be given the Supreme Assholes. And the House Tea Baggers. They are insane. They won't vote for sane.

Matt: Bob?

Bob: "O" moves the football a few more yards down the field.  The NRA has jumped the shark. Polls say most agree with "O".  9 out of 10 say culture makes us less sensitive.

Oreo: Go to the people.  Short term? I has a sad for dead children.  Long term? NRA is losing.

Matt: But, but, but...background checks?

Oreo: Purple. Red and blue. Makes sense. My bat-poop insane party has many, many insane paranoid fears about slippery gun slopes. Respect those fears!

Might I add that when I was head of the RNC I never, never, NEVER mentioned guns in the 'hood, but now I'm no longer grifting the GOP, I find it peculiar that a black man has the audacity to be concerned about 'community' deaths NOW.

Chris: (Must say something obvious!) Change the culture in the US! But I hope "O" doesn't get wrapped around the axel about guns to the exclusion of Immigration, education or a jobs package. The Right looks silly.

Bob: The NRA is always the "Other (blackety black, black) are going to come to your home!" The Sandy Hook lunatic was one of their own! White!!

Matt: There are a lot of guns in the US. I'm attracted to Australians.

Chris: I'm a bland, boring person with no discernable intellect.

Matt: LBJ had 10 days.

Oreo:  I really want a job as a pundit. I can 'sound' moderate! I mean look at David Gregory! I'm at least as good as he is! Jesus. I even shaved my moustache. I heard it frightened white people.

Matt: Half Time! BRB

Matt: We're back. Too many topics, too little time. GOP in retreat. Herky Jerky! Oreo?

Oreo: Yes, Herky Jerky.  Republicans are republicans. Frank Luntz the crap out of this.

Matt: Hum..Frank Luntz. The Luntz hair piece is selling well to republicans.

Bob: Republicans got bitch slapped.  They will keep fukcing that chicken and continue to lose.

Chris: GOP Brilliance!

Matt: I'm getting wood! Say More, Chris! (Chris does.)

Chris: We are not deadbeats. I WILL IGNORE TEA BAG OBSTRUCTIONISM!

Matt: GOP is savvy! Distopia! Oreo?

Oreo: (Steele says nothing but word salad for a full minute.)

Bob: "O" has to do something besides guns for the next 4 years. Banksters suck. Leadership.

Chris: (What 6th grade social studies class is missing their teaching assistant? This guy blows)

Matt: End Of Show Rant!

Bob: I miss 'Dear Abby'.  Her dementia at the end was so Reagan. And Thatcher.  The old bitch almost made it to 100.

Oreo: I have hurt fee-fees.  No one invited me to any inaugural parties. Not the ungrateful republicans I "Stepped and Fetched It" for, or the Liberals that still resent my Nabisco like qualities.

Chris: America can't fix it's domestic violence, and again, I will continue to ignore republican obstructionism.

Matt: Liberal Smoothies!

* Steele lied about his Oreo story



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