Matt: I have a head cold.
Luigi: Screw the economists in Sandy Eggo.
Rob: The Senate handed the House it's ass. Tea-Baggers are maniacs determined to destroy everything. Matt: Luigi, I'm confused about the Cliff deal. Did Obama win?
Luigi: Obama is pretending he won. Biden is Boss. Obama can't negotiate. Can't be trusted. Besides, if we did go off the cliff, the only thing that would happen is that the economy would suffer! Big Woop! Cut entitlements. Hurt poor people. Italy did it.
Matt: What about jobs?
Luigi: I hate stimulus. Give Banksters some more money. No austerity. The future is in the future.
Matt: Bob? Bob: Entitlements aren't the problem, deregulation is/was. And hey, Luigi, Your Italian knuckleheads fucked up socialism. Look at Germany or even China, they did it right. Unemployment policy worked too, but the money we gave to Banksters didn't work.
Matt: Luigi?
Luigi: The future! WW2 was a dream. The future has to be paid for. Richer. It's a trick. Western Europe. Fiscal Cliff futility. Future. Not as rich. Germany did a phenomenal job but cost Shroder his job. He was a hero, but lost his job. Leadership! Medicare is expensive. Death panels.
Matt: Add taxes. Poor kids.
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Luigi: Why do republicans like medicare. Italian taxes are high.
Matt: John Boner can't govern the Tea Baggers.
Bob: Tea Baggers are insane assholes. Highways work. Medicare works.
Matt: Luigi? Tea Baggers?
Luigi: Republicans are obstructionist. It isn't working. They are too stupid to figure it out. ChimpCo republicans & Tea Baggers have no purpose.
Matt: Cruz & Rubio et al can't remake the party, because they would have to actually do something to improve upward mobility and help poor people. Google Does No Evil! Bob?
Bob: Nice search motor, really. But anti-trust doesn't help against the Googles, MS or Apples of the world. Google doesn't spread the advertising wealth to artists, real reporters, researchers and wrighters.
Matt: Luigi?
Luigi: Rethink property rights. Google violates property rights and it costs other people. There must be a Google competitor or two somewhere. I'll a have to Google when I get home. MS is a dinosaur. Free markets!
Matt: Al Gore sold out. No one watched Current!
Bob: Al Jazera does better reporting than Current TV. Amy Goodman should get her own show.
Matt: My old boss, Andrew Sullivan now has a paywall! Fuck him. I'm jealous.
Luigi: Al Jazera? Meh. Al Gore is a crony capitalist. Dan Quail is no genius.
END OF SHOW RANT
Bob: Crony capitalism? How about about JP Morgan Chase? The BANKSTERS continue to ruin everything!
Luigi: Hollywood corporate welfare sucks. It's a worry.
Matt: Tax swaps. Carbon tax. VAT. Financial tax. Swap out corporate income and payroll taxes. That's the show!
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