Was Afghanistan worth it? Chuck Hagel, Jack Lew and Biden's gun plan

Matt Miller, Robert Scheer, Michael "It Was Raining Oreos" Steele, Melody Barnes

Matt: Afghanistan was an abortion. Yet we are still there. Mike?

Mike: Please disregard my previous job and opinions as CheerLeader for the ChimpCo Regime. I'm looking to get that sticky humiliation off me. So of course, I now say Afghanistan is a disgrace. I'm looking for a job, fer Christs' sake.

Matt: Rob?

Rob: I told yo so.  Neocons were always fucked in the head. The Dirty Hippies were right.

Matt: Iraq was the dumb war. Afganistan was the smart one. What went wrong?

Melody: Loss of life always gives me a sad. But there are TONS of right wing nut paranoid fears in Afghanistan! Respect those fears.

Matt: I have a "General" who was a friend. He says Afghans are fucking stupid.  Moving on! Chuck Hagel is a 'no brainer'. Mike?

Mike: Hagel was never a "Step 'N Fetch It" or "House Negro" like I was. Tea Bag republicans can't get behind him but "O" will probably get his way.

Rob: Hagel is a RINO. He recognizes reality, unlike house republicans.

Matt: Military savings?

Melody: "O" appointed a republican! No one can do defense like a republican! John Tower. I know history! Civil rights.

Matt: Jack Lew is a Big Jew. Should we worry? Melody?

Melody: Lew has been a good Jew.  Right wing nuts went further to the right, but Lew has been steady.

Matt: Will Lew upset Wall Street?

Mike: Sour Cheese! (?) Mike says nothing but gibberish for a full minute.

Matt: Should we flip the coin? Half time break!

Matt: We're back. I meant Mint, not flip the coin.

Rob: No one cares that Lew is a Big Jew, its that he is a fucking criminal BANKSTER! Wall Street will never be regulated. We are doomed.

Matt: Shortage of women in "O"s White House. Melody?

Melody: Big Woop. Sometimes men to good work. Cars work while you are in the driveway. Supreme court. Jury is out. Women are important.

Matt: Guns. Biden task force. Video games. David Keene from NRA. Cosmetic gun laws.

Mike: Cosmetic laws are cosmetic. It gets us past the gun issue in America. I never want to take a stand on a republican issue ever again. I'm a token negro republican. I cant say 'fewer guns'.

Matt: Guns. Wow. Can anything be done? Rob?

Rob: Guns kill people. It's not video games, it's not Hollywood, it's not about defending your home. Congress is owned by the gun lobby, the NRA.

Melody: Holistic approach.  Cosmetic approach. Nothing can be done. Children will die and I'm OK with that because I want to be a pundit!

Matt: Gun buybacks! Mint the coin? Creative or Banana Republic?

Mike: I'm a VERY SERIOUS PERSON. Coin talk is silly. I'm a VSP. Crazy.

Matt: Default isn't going to happen. Default is ok.

Rob: Sacramento is nice. Cali is a bellwether.

Mike: I'm black. I can use black slang!

Melody: I'm tired of apologizing, IF I offended you, I'm sorry.

Matt: I'm afraid of Robots!