Thursday, April 25, 2013

Ted Cruz is anti gay, but is Ted Cruz in the closet?

It's irresponsible not to speculate. Cokie's Law demands it.  Ted Cruz has that particularly bitchy, condescending tone peculiar to closeted gay republicans who push anti-gay policies. Sort of like a mix of Michele Bachmann's gay husband Marcus and Supreme Asshole Antonin Scalia. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality of course, but that makes republican hypocrisy on the topic so entertaining to watch.

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