Saturday, May 25, 2013

Kitty is a very BAD Mystic


OK. I think he is down here. Check this out. You're not going to believe this.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Closer!

Hey Mystical Cat, I need you to do something for me.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Cross my palms with Tuna!

I haven't got any.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Dam. Blast.

I'll give you a treat if you can help me.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Oh.Very well.

I want you to channel a spirit.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Alright. Who's spirit?

That mouse you killed last night.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Oh. Mouse. Mouse! Mouse!! (treat) (treat) (treat) Loud Yawn.

Are you even concentrating?

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Yes I am. Mouse! Mouse make your presence known. Now. (smacks lips, fly buzzes)

Nothing...is happening.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Silence.

I think you're just faking this for a treat.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Treat. (Smacks lips) Mouse. Mouse! Treat.

Ok. You're not going to get the treat until I see this mouse. Ok?

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Mouse! Come on! (startled as truck passes)

It's.. just a truck.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Yes. Mouse. Treat. Treat.

Oook.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Treaat.

This isn't gettin' us anywhere.

Very Bad Mystical Cat: Mouse!

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