OK. I think he is down here. Check this out. You're not going to believe this.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Closer!
Hey Mystical Cat, I need you to do something for me.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Cross my palms with Tuna!
I haven't got any.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Dam. Blast.
I'll give you a treat if you can help me.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Oh.Very well.
I want you to channel a spirit.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Alright. Who's spirit?
That mouse you killed last night.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Oh. Mouse. Mouse! Mouse!! (treat) (treat) (treat) Loud Yawn.
Are you even concentrating?
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Yes I am. Mouse! Mouse make your presence known. Now. (smacks lips, fly buzzes)
Nothing...is happening.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Silence.
I think you're just faking this for a treat.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Treat. (Smacks lips) Mouse. Mouse! Treat.
Ok. You're not going to get the treat until I see this mouse. Ok?
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Mouse! Come on! (startled as truck passes)
It's.. just a truck.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Yes. Mouse. Treat. Treat.
Oook.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Treaat.
This isn't gettin' us anywhere.
Very Bad Mystical Cat: Mouse!
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