1) Arkansas republican asshole Jeremy Hutchinson recently participated in “active shooter” training and shot a teacher who was confronting a so-called bad guy. The experience gave Hutchinson “some pause” but failed to shake his confidence in the plan.
2) Bigot Matthew Hagee says those who support the separation of church and state by telling her that such people will have to answer to God for believing this deception. So logically Matthew Hagee says the Founding Fathers are in Hell.
3) Ding bat racist Rep. Steve King told a crowd in South Carolina this week that unemployed people were like children who wanted to eat before they had done their chores.
4) Hate radio grifter Stan Solomon: Trayvon Martin Deserved To Die And So Does 'That Faggot' Dan Savage
5) The cause of Australian student Christopher Lane murder in Oklahoma? Non-priest and executive director of Priests for Life Janet Morana says it is "survivor syndrome" from Roe v Wade.
6) The anything but Christian Broadcasting Network hosted Dr. Linda Mintle who says a Pennsylvania bill geared at preventing anti-LGBT discrimination would expose christians as the “bigots” they are. She even asserted that the bill would harm survivors of rape and sexual abuse.
7) Laura Ingraham is an unrepentant classless bitch who deserves nothing but disrespect and ridicule in perpetuity.
8) David Marsters, a teabag asshole from Sabattus, Maine says of Obama, he wants to “Shoot the ni**er.” What, pray tell, caused Marsters to issue this death threat? A right wing myth (like most right wing myths) that wasn't true.
9) The dumbest motherfucker in the US House, texas republican Louie Gohmert insists that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction including nukes
10) Arkansas State teabag asshole Jason Rapert stated that it is not the will of 80,000 constituents that he represents but rather the will of God because "there's only one vote that matters and that's when I stand before the Lord at the judgment seat." The only little problem with that flawless logic is that the lord didn't put you into office. You constituents did. Worse, they pay your salary. You swore an oath to them not your adolescent superstitious imaginary invisible friend. And you, republican asshole Jason Rapert lied to constituents and betrayed their trust. So enjoy your last term in office you arrogant prick.
11) Bryan Fischer: America Will Never Elect A Saggy, Old Woman Like Hillary Clinton As President. You know what, you son of a bitch bigot? You are going to live out your shitty life in that grim DJ booth.
It is truly a pleasure to watch the republican party simultaneously lose the culture war and slide further to obsolescence, obscurity and irrelevance. Have a nice day wing nuts!
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