Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Dumb things republicans are doing that need public ridicule and condemnation

1) Faux Spews talking head Anna Kooiman says Obama has offered to pay for the museum of Muslim culture out of his own pocket. Anna tweeted:
Just met w producers- I made a mistake yday after receiving flawed research abt a museum possibly closing. My apologies. Won't happen again.
Of course it will happen again. That's what Faux's business model is based on. Anna Kooiman is a foolish woman.

2) Mrs. Marcus "Big Gay Mess" Bachmann, dingbat Michele says Obama 'Funding' Terrorists Is Proof That We're Living In The End Times. Right. You thought it was about the Biblical End Of Times? No, dingbat Michele Bachmann is going to jail. Marcus can finally have some privacy and some sexual satisfaction.

3) Aging Faux bimbo Megyn Kelly asked the most Hated Man In America is he realizes that his presidential campaign has been doomed by his endless mendacity and generally for being an asshole nobody likes. It's safe to say Canadian Raffy Cruz is not very self aware.

4) Supreme Asshole Antonin Scalia is much dumber and so much more superstitious than we thought. And he is very concerned with "Pigs Running Off Clifs". And flogging. Scalia wants to inflict pain and receive it. He just needs to get his rocks of with a S&M Dominatrix and the world would be a better place.

5) Republican asshole Ken Cuccinelli is free to get fucked in his.

6) North Korea is the equivalent of the republican party in America. Batshit crazy and really fucking stupid. Today, NK's leader, Kim Jong Un who (and this is true) massacred his ex-girl friend by machine gun, went bug shit crazy when the fat slob look up and saw a B-52 overhead. Republicans and North Koreans are an Axis of Duffus.

7) Lastly, a perfect example of conservatives living in the Epistemic Closure Bubble. Nothing gets in.
On the October 7 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly claimed "millions of Americans will see their health insurance costs, their deductibles, their copays go up because of Obamacare. So here is the question: Is it morally right to hurt some Americans to help other Americans?" After Fox contributor Juan Williams pointed out that most Americans "will see no change," O'Reilly responded, "I don't believe that for a second, I think that's propaganda." O'Reilly then said, "That's what some pinhead says, that's not a fact."
Well quelle surprise, cuckhold Bill "Mackris" O'Reilly is proved wrong by adults who believe in science, evolution, gravity and global warming. Tide goes in, Tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. Sweet FSM Bill O'Luffah is a fucking ignorant conservative asshole.

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