Secret Service fails to contact Obama assasin Everest Wilhelmsen, even after threatening congressional lawmakers

Everest Wilhelmsen, leader of the Christian American Patriots Militia recently called for the assassination of President Obama because he feels that half of the one Amendment Conservatives understand (the Second) grants him the right to assassinate the legally elected leader of our nation.

Everest has been gearing up his pack of pea-brained pinheads for the battle in “defense” (yes, he thinks they are defending themselves) of our Constitutional liberties. Pursuant to his final warning, he plans to move in on Congressmen who have not “redeemed” themselves.

The Secret Service has, in the past, stated that they are aware of his prior threats, but do not seem to be taking him seriously. This man has threatened the lives of many of our lawmakers (though it seems House Republicans are likely safe from his wrath), including the President and Vice President.