Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion. "A banana republic," he says.

— Robert Costa (@costareports) October 8, 2015

Wait, wait, I'm choking on my laughter! Do you mean to tell me the insane, fascist, asshole republicans in the House didn't think through John "Orange Lush" Boner's overthrow? The stupid burns! republican fuckups (redundant) have no discernible level of shame or regret. This is what the world looks like when you are a fucking moron.