Friday, September 25, 2020

The Rule Of Goats Applies

Ben Shapiro, Laura Ingraham, Jim Hoft, Junkie Rush Limpballs, Russian Trolls, Deplorables, Ted Nugent, James Woods, Sean Hannity and many, many, others have something in common.  They are paid to make you angry.  To PWN LIbs.  To Shit Post.  The Rule Of Goats Apply to each of them. 

These Goat Herders, if you will, were created to make you mad.  Because when you're mad and engaged with them, you are not thinking.  You are not helping yourself.  The Goat Herder's job is to get you angry, explain why they are the always the victims, never the perpetrators and liberals are always to blame.  

It matters little if you self identify as liberal, conservative, Dem, Repuglican, fascist, nazi, social dem or socialist.  

It's just good to have you all fighting on social media. 

The US Government serves only the wealthy.  Not the top 5%.  Not the top 2%, but only a handful of families are served by the USG.  Mitch McConnell prevents any legislation that helps the lives of 99.9% of America from ever coming to a vote.  

Increase the minimum wage? Hurts Jobs.  Tax Cuts for the rich? Trickle Down economics.  Increased jobless benefits? Encourages unemployment.  Healthcare for all? Don't get him started.  Because in Mitch's world these things are true, although been proved false countless times.  He gives false dichotomies with no nuance, shrugs is shoulders and says, "Fuck You".

Mitch allows monopolies to take money from your pocket, while destroying the air, land, water, and life as we know it on earth.  Banks? Monopoly. Taxes? Monopoly. Insurance? Medical Care? Pharmaceuticals? Cable TV? Fast Internet? Your cell phones? All monopolies.  Yet every time Mitch farts (which I presume is very often) someone says 'free markets' like a blessing after you sneeze. 

Mitch is trying to create a permanent republican ruling class where the vast, vast majority of people are never heard much less represented.  And if you are a minority? Female? Black, Brown, Yellow, Gay, LGBQT? Poor? Any combo of these things?

Well, I have some unpleasant news for you.  

Meanwhile, the Goat Herders are, well, they are just fucking goats to pwn libs. 

So don't fuck with the Goat Fuckers.  Don't get mad.  Don't engage them. Focus on changing what needs to be changed and then you can relax and think about how we can help all those poor goats. 

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