Shorter Chimpy: I'm so incompetent that no matter how hard I tried, I always fail.

Bush Snipes At Rove: "I Obviously Was Working Harder In The Campaign Than He Was"...

Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki is telling his inner circle that the situation in Iraq is "out of control,"

Thousands of missing, unaccountable weapons, retaking realestate, 100's of thousands of troops still needed, billions needed to provide for the Iraqi forces....

Read it. Plus it's got that uber hottie Lara Logan.