House Nigga Micheal Steele makes the Daily Show

So long, good to know ya', you will be forgotten.

Quickly.

Today President Bush took the constitution and tore it into little pieces.

I don't ever want to hear anyone on the right talk about moral values again. They are concepts which they clearly do not understand. And if they dare to bring up the Bible or Jesus Christ after this I will laugh in their faces, knowing that by their own standards they are going straight to hell for what they've done.