It's much harder to cover the real heroes of this war, men like Donald Rumsfeld, Jonah Goldberg, Ann Coulter, and most importantly, Our Glorious Leader, God's Man in the White House, and Hero of The Turkee and USS Abraham Lincoln Photo Ops, George W. Bush. Only your Network honors regularly pays tribute to these heroes.
Men like Ann Coulter. Heh, heh heee heee!!