Burns and Allen get bitch slapped hard with a beefy pair of Cock and Blue Balls.

Talk about dense. Mo' Votes = Mo' Votes. You lost bitches. Christ, and these fools were in charge?

Breaking: Macaca and Burns still bitter corrupt assholes

Enjoy your mental anguish, assholes. Say, macaca - do you think the FBI will enjoy the extra time you're giving them to investigate your voter suppression crimes? I do.

Oh, and conrad - how long before abramoff gets you indicted anyway? days? Weeks? You're fucking going to jail you sleazy cocksucker, fuck you.

It's simple: YOU FUCKING LOST. You two Lost. Both of you are losers. What was that phrase from 2000? Oh yea, that's it.

GET OVER IT

Shorter Chimpy: I'm so incompetent that no matter how hard I tried, I always fail.

Bush Snipes At Rove: "I Obviously Was Working Harder In The Campaign Than He Was"...

WEBB WINS!!

Go fuck yourself macaca

MO MT & VA That's a 3!

Lets see how Rove fucks the dems out of the senate.

Dem control of the Senate?

100% counted: Webb (D) 49.44 edges Allen (R) 49.42 in VA

Subpoena power, Bea-Chez

Fuck you Chimpy.

Hearings, scandal, indictments, embarrassment and humiliation for ChimpCo.

Please go vote today. Your personal freedom might just depend on it.

Gong Show "Popsicle Twins" act

Chimpy at 35%

Most unpopular president EVER!

Cheney: The war is unpopular and we don't care. Us republicans will send your children to die in vain as long as we possible can.

"It may not be popular with the public � it doesn't matter in the sense that we have to continue the mission and do what we think is right. And that's exactly what we're doing," Cheney said. "We're not running for office. We're doing what we think is right."

Any ideas how we can punish this asshole?

You remember two posts down where we predicted hate and discontent when Boner was caught on tape blaming the troops?

We were wrong.

Divide and conquer

Vote Democratic and you're a terrorist.

Vote Democratic and you're going to hell.

Oh, man. Let me spell it out for you lizard brained repugs: Boner just FUCKED you in the ass and left you with a bloody creampie..

Fucked HARD. No kisses, no sweet nothings in the ear. Just a DNA deposit.

BOEHNER: But the fact is, the generals on the ground are in charge, and he works closely with them and the president. We've seen this run up in violence as we get closer to the election, as we get closer to Ramadan, same thing we've seen over the last couple of years.

So much for Kerry's apology non-incident. Don't worry, the dems won't figure out how to capitalize on this...ever.