Thursday, November 09, 2006

Charlie Rangel to Cheney: Get the Fuck out of my Chair, asshole.

"Mr. Cheney enjoys an office on the second floor of the House of Representatives that [has] historically been designated for the Ways & Means Committee chairman," Rangel said Wednesday at his uptown office. "I talked with Nancy Pelosi this morning and I¹m trying to find some way, kind and gentle, to restore the dignity of that office to the chair."

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Burns and Allen get bitch slapped hard with a beefy pair of Cock and Blue Balls.

Talk about dense. Mo' Votes = Mo' Votes. You lost bitches. Christ, and these fools were in charge?

Breaking: Macaca and Burns still bitter corrupt assholes

Enjoy your mental anguish, assholes. Say, macaca - do you think the FBI will enjoy the extra time you're giving them to investigate your voter suppression crimes? I do.

Oh, and conrad - how long before abramoff gets you indicted anyway? days? Weeks? You're fucking going to jail you sleazy cocksucker, fuck you.

It's simple: YOU FUCKING LOST. You two Lost. Both of you are losers. What was that phrase from 2000? Oh yea, that's it.

GET OVER IT

Shorter Chimpy: I'm so incompetent that no matter how hard I tried, I always fail.

Bush Snipes At Rove: "I Obviously Was Working Harder In The Campaign Than He Was"...