8-bit porn. When, in God's name do we ever get to use that in a blog post?

If I ever buy a house, and decide to tile my kitchen, I'm going to ping this talented Etsy artist who makes Mario mosaic tiles.

Did you know that in Japan, "Mosaic" refers more often than not to blotted out private parts in porn videos? So if you tell someone there that you are buying a mosaic-ed Mario, they'll probably think you're into 8-bit porn.

That's treason. That warrants impeachment.

Therefore, Rove and Cheney (and maybe Bush himself) gave aid and comfort to an enemy of these United States by a deliberate act of outing a CIA operative who was not known to Iran and whose cover and activities had not been.

That's treason. That warrants impeachment.

Oh, for the record? You're goddam right we cheerfully wish Darth Cheney a violent, slow and painful death.

Right Wingers Cheer Terror Plot To Assassinate Jimmy Carter
from Oliver Willis by owillis@gmail.com (Oliver Willis)

Not shocking.

Fuck you, Gen Dick Pace. Sincerely, FUK U. Bitch.

Semper I, General Pace.

With all due respect, General, you have shown outstanding flexibility toward whatever ill-considered plan or policy comes from the White House, turning military logic inside out to please the head of your promotion board at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Semper Gumby, General Pace.

With all due respect, General, you stuck the knife in the backs of countless gay, lesbian, and bisexual marines, past and present, who have served and continue to serve honorably and courageously, under conditions you apparently cannot begin to understand.

Semper Knife, General Pace.

And a big, big Semper Fi to those gay, lesbian, and bisexual Marines whom you slandered, and to the straight Marines who gladly support them. Maybe they can help you understand better what Semper Fi means: faithfulness to the Constitution and the nation that strives to live by it, not to the small, bitter, and twisted BushCo/TheoCon/NeoCon vision of the world.

Okay, dumbshit. One last time.

Every president in the modern era replaced all the U.S. attorneys when they took office. And every one of those replacements were done with the approval and scrutiny of the United States Congress.

This move was neither...it was to replace Bush appointees who weren't Bush-lovin' enough. And done without the consent of the U.S. Congress.

Got it now, jackass? Stop watching Fox. You'll learn something.

The thing is, the repugs know this. There is no confusion. There is no misunderstanding. The repugs have intentionally lied about this to cover up the crime. It's a great tactic and it will prevent anyone, ANYONE in the administration from being accountable.

I don't give a FUCK what you're unhappy about. You broke the fucking law. Again. Fuck you Chimpy, you fucking aWol coward.

Bush on the Purge: "I'm Frankly Not Happy"
By Paul Kiel - March 14, 2007, 1:42 PM

Bush commented this afternoon on his administration's mass firing of federal prosecutors:

The Blues.

All the love in the world couldn't save you
All the innocence inside
You know I tried so hard to make you
To make you change your mind

And it hurts too much to see you
And how you left yourself behind
You know I wouldn't want to be you
Now there's a hell I can't describe

So now I wander through my days
Trying to find my ways
To the feelings that I felt
I saved for you and no one else

And though as long as this road seems
I know its called the street of dreams
But that's not stardust on my feet
It leaves a taste that's bittersweet
That's called the blues

I don't know just what I should do
Everywhere I go I see you

Although its what you planned, this much is true, oh oh
What I thought was beautiful don't live inside of you, anymore...

I don't know just what I should do
Everywhere I go I see you

You know it's what we planned, this much is true, oh oh
What I thought was beautiful don't live inside of you, anymore...

What this means to me
is more than I know you believe
What I thought was you now
Has cost more that it should for me

What I thought was true before
Were lies I couldn't see
What I thought was beautiful
Was only memories...

I.R.S.

Love
Is it true?
What they say of you

Gonna call the President
Gonna call up the Private Eye
Gonna get the I.R.S.
Gonna need the F.B.I.

There’s not anymore that I can do
All the reasons that you give
I follow you
So when you [inaudible],
Baby, every time,
It's true

Wouldn’t be the first time I've been wrong
Wouldn't be the last I'm sure I've known
Through all the rumors I can tell,
Some things didn't work so well

Well anyway, it feels the same

When you first told me you were gone
So long ago, but I feel it head on
Through all the emotions and having a fit
And that's the truth and here's the worst yet
Wouldn't even matter the things that I say
You made your mind up and are gone [?] anyway
There's no use now in dragging it on
Should've seen it coming all along

Well it’s true... ooh
I had
My doubts of you

Gonna call the President
Gonna call myself a Private Eye
Gonna get the I.R.S.

Gonna need the F.B.I.

Gonna make this a federal case
Gonna wave it right down in your face
Read it daily with your morning news
With a sweet hangover, and the headlines true now

I feel your doing this all for my health
I should've looked again then at somebody else
Feel like I done way more than wrong
Feelin' like I never gonna get ya outta this song
Feelin like I'm just too tired to care
Feelin like I done more than my share
Could it be the weight that I've carried on
Like a broken record for so long

And I do
Ooh, oh
I'm gonna call the President,
I'm gonna call a private eye
Gonna get the I.R.S.,
Gonna need myself the F.B.I.

Ooh, what shall I do
If I gave my heart to you
It's such a crime you know it’s true

Gonna call the president
Gonna get myself a private eye
Gonna need the I.R.S.
Gonna get the F.B.I.

Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna wave it right down in your face
Read it daily with your morning news
With a sweet hangover, and the headlines true

There's not anymore that I can do

It's funny that after sucking Rumsfaileds cock for all that time that Dick Pace should say that.

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon's top general said Tuesday he should not have voiced his personal view that homosexuality is immoral and should have just stated his support for the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy in an interview that has drawn criticism from lawmakers and gay-rights groups.

I wonder what Dick Cheney thinks about this piece of shit calling his daughter "immoral"?

Modern conservatism in a nutshell - if you can get away with it, no problem. Assholes.

If they hadn't gotten caught manipulating the Justice Department for political gain, things would have been swell? It was only a 'controversy' until they were cold busted in a series of bald-faced lies?

max cleland (D - Hero) to DICK Cheney: Where the fuck were you during Vietnam, you fat draft dodging PIECE OF SHIT!!?!!

"where the hell were you in the vietnam war? if you had gone to vietnam like the rest of us, maybe you would have learned something about war. you can't keep troops on the ground forever. you gotta have a mission. you gotta have a purpose."

you can't keep sending 'em back and back and back with no mission and no purpose. as a matter of fact, the real enemy is al qaeda, it's al qaeda stupid, it's not in iraq.

FOX NEWS, Crazy Right Wing Propaganda

These are not isolated, out of context, screen shots. These are reflective of a mindset and standard of practice that is truly evil.

ChimpCo tells scientist to shut the fuck up. (censors scientists)

Internal memorandums circulated in the Alaskan division of the Federal Fish and Wildlife Service appear to require government biologists or other employees traveling in countries around the Arctic not to discuss climate change, polar bears or sea ice if they are not designated to do so. […]

Thank you, Nancy Pelosi

President Bush’s Iraq policies weaken our military’s readiness, dishonor our nation’s promises to our veterans, and fail to hold the Iraqi government accountable for overdue reforms.

Thank you, John Edwards

I'm not one to rub anyone's noses in it. Yes. Yes I am. I'm pretty damned proud of this guy. He heard the call from the people, and had the guts to tell Fox News to cram their debate up their asses.
It was a brilliant moment, and one that just might have permanently changed the party's attitude toward the propaganda channel.