Chimpy's surge has failed.

The thing about reality and politics is that sooner or later, reality outstrips rhetoric, and then the politics is revealed for the lie it is. The silly allegation that the guerrillas are only artificially making it look like the surge is falling is another piece of fluffy illogic. Define "success" for the surge, and then measure reality against it. You could say that it is still early to make a judgment. You can't say that there is no evidence after 6 weeks for whether progress is being made. In that regard, the answer is clearly a resounding "No."

Senator Reid to Chimpy: Hit us after you veto the war bill and us Dems will kick you in the balls.

First, the source says, Bush bristled and was taken aback when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid compared the current situation to Vietnam; he also appeared irked by those who said the war couldn't be won.

Second, according to the source, Reid told Bush that he understood that the White House would come after Congressional Dems after the veto of the bill with everything they had; Reid vowed to respond every bit as aggressively.

Chimpy sure is touchy about his miserable failure of a war, don't you think?

What Is the "Ismail Ax"?

Reports are surfacing about the Virginia Tech shooter, Cho Seung-Hui, that with the suicide note police found, they also found the words *Ismail Ax* written in red ink on the inside of one of his arms.

What does *Ismail Ax* mean?

After making sure that nobody was left in town, Ibrahim went towards the temple armed with an ax. Statues of all shapes and sizes were sitting there adorned with decorations. Plates of food were offered to them, but the food was untouched. "Well, why don't you eat? The food is getting cold." He said to the statues, joking; then with his ax he destroyed all the statues except one, the biggest of them. He hung the ax around its neck and left.
--The Koran

So What? U survive the holocaust to be cut down by an over achieving Asian at school.

Look, Kid, a life lesson for you. It should be in the "how to be a human being owners manual".

The fact is, you someone you love will betray you.
You will be betrayed.

And you will do it to someone you love too. And if you are not an asshole, you will regret it.

But (s)he won't. And you will still feel like shit.

That's life. I'm sorry. It hurts. But divorce is an option. Break up is an option. Killing 32 people is a poor choice.

In the world contest to be an adult, you have really, really failed.

Sorry for you kiddo. Sorry to have survved the Holocaust only to be drilled by the likes of such an insolent, vilent asshole. (republican)

Faux Spews viewers are fucking dumb!! Confirmed! Once Again!!

Pew Research Center for the People & the Press found that if you watched faux 'news' you were three times as likely to WRONG.

ibid: there were more Republicans in the least aware group.

But if you watched the liberal "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert" report, you were most knowledgeable.

Which explains a lot, actually.

Bush personally fired US attorney because he didn't prosecute enough Democrats.

The timeline couldn't be more damning. Sen. Domenici made the now infamous phone call to Iglesias on October 27. According to Iglesias' version of the conversation, Domenici asked him if an indictment would be filed against Aragon "before November?" When Iglesias said no, Domenici replied, "I'm very sorry to hear that," and then hung up.

The Nappy Headed Ho Rice Condi: I'm very glad Imus was shit-canned

Now, if we can just get that incompetent bitch fired, the world would be a better and safer place.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Friday that radio host Don Imus' comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team were "disgusting" and she was pleased he was fired.

"shock and awe" Neo-Con piece of shit like hookers.

In her motion to reconsider appointment of counsel, Palfrey named Harlan K. Ullman as "one of the regular customers" of the business.

Ullman is one of the leading theorists behind the "shock and awe" military strategy that was associated with the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Lieberman: Critics Of Bush’s Iraq Policy Are Engaging ‘In A Kind of Harassment’

Perception Managers: War supporters like that fucking jew lieberman are kinda like murderers and rapists. Fuck off.

Pre-Friday Random Ten (apologies to TBogg, our personal hero)

There was a time Guns & Roses Chinese Democracy
Bombay Sapphire Marsicano New World Grove
Beck Debra2
Radiohead Lucky
Type O Negative Cinnamon Girl
Strickly Bongo The Everlasting Blink
IRS Guns & Roses Chinese Democracy
Madagascar Guns & Roses Chinese Democracy
Moorse Nigtmares on wax Carboot Soul
Farewell Ferengistan Banco de Gaia

Red Cross details 'unbearable suffering' of Iraqi civilians

Contemplate that for just a single second. "Unbearable Suffering". Unbearable Suffering. How was your day?

Her life got fucked today. Permanently and forever. All you neo-nazi-conservatives out there, let me ask you, how was your day? If the sum of your life was somehow equated with the Iraq war, you'd kill yourself, you weak, cowardly fucks. The Iraq war is not good for this little girl, Iraq, you, the US or the world. How much clearer must we be? You repuglicans suck at governing or just at being human. If you ran a marriage, a business or a country the way ChimpCo runs things I think even in your most deluded moments of clarity you'd have to admit you guys pretty much suck at everything. Which begs the question: Why do repuglicans hate America? Why are repuglicans so anti-American? Why are repugs destroy America from within?

You fucking repugs (we're looking your way Chimpy!) are forcing us to change our minds about capital punishment.

Fearing job security, Hitler Youth Pope says Darwin can't be proven.

Unfortunately, he's unclear on the concept of "science" and what constitutes "proof". Then again, he believes in all sorts of imaginary things so what the fuck does he "know"?

Justice Dept to Fight Subpoenas

Legal experts said the standoff will likely end up in court unless the two sides reach agreement on a compromise.

Then impartial, fair, balanced, just and wise people that brought you this abortion will decide that Chimpy can break what ever fucking law he wants, because congress will have no over sight.

Coup d'etat complete!

Wolfowitz Pays Arab Gal $200,000 Per Year To Fuck Him

Wow. Sounds like something we'd post.

Christ, I am so glad this fuck died clueless and drooling. Karma is a Nancy.