you can't "win" a completely pointless, absolutely unnecessary war.

Cheers,

Bob "Douche Bag Of Liberty" Novak cited after hitting pedestrian

When asked about it, Novak said, "I didn't see the guy", but somehow know an elderly pedestrian was hit. (Pedestrian, seems to be OK) By the way, what is that creep douche doing in a black convertible corvette?

Novak "keeps trying to get away. He keeps trying to go.” He said he vaguely recognized the longtime political reporter and columnist as a Washington celebrity but could not precisely place him.

Finally, Novak put his head out the window of his car and motioned him over. Bono said he told him that you can't hit a pedestrian and just drive away. He said Novak responded: “I didn’t see him there.”

The story continues to say that because of Novaks Compastionate Conservative principles, he doesn't allow himself to run over jaw-walkers. Does Douche Bags' attempt at murder mean he is becoming a liberal?

CBS edits McCain gaffe from interview, provides fake answer for viewers to cover for McCain

McConfused has dementia. Oh, God why are repukes so evil? McCain is not fit to be a greeter at Walmart.

This one is hard to even explain, it's so bizarre. McCain, looking just awful on camera, made yet another major gaffe about national security policy, on CBS. So what did Katie Couric do? She aired the interview with McCain, aired the question that led to the gaffe, and then inserted an "answer" to the question that wasn't the real gaffe-filled answer

Audit the Federal Reserve.

The Federal Reserve (The Fed) is a private Company.
The Fed prints US currency.
The Fed can not be audited by the IRS or even congress.
Profits of The Fed go to its share holders, not the US Govt.
By the time ChimpCo exits, the US Debt will approach $10 Trillion dollars.

Cindy's pills, John's walker, burning constitution, and Chipy on the wall.

McLame....

Michael Weiner may seem like your typical blustery foaming-at-the-mouth neocon piece of shit.

But really, Michael Weiner is a homosexual, blustery foaming-at-the-mouth neocon piece of shit.

Fox isn't a news network, as Netroots Nation made clear, it's opinion media.

It only took 10 year and it's a small beginning, but hey, payback is still a bitch... We bet faux spews will be getting a lot more of this.

Was Glenn Beck an asshole before he had a child with special needs?

Last week, Media Matters caught right-wing radio talker Michael Savage claiming that autism is a “fraud” and “a racket” where “99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out.” Parents of autistic children are outraged, saying Savage’s comments were “way, way, way over the line and cruel.” But Savage refuses to apologize. On Larry King Live last night, he told guest host Glenn Beck that he had simply been “taken out of context” by “men who specialize in hating families and children, namely Media Matters.”

Though Beck said he was sympathetic to someone being taken out of context, he told Savage that “as a dad with a child with special needs,” his baseless attack on autistic children “cuts right.”

Outed Homosexual, Republican Lindsay Graham: I “absolutely” still think invading Iraq was a great idea!

McGrumpy offered me job!

NOPE

Political Chaos in Toy Form

more goodness here.

McConfused: There's trouble on the Iraq-Pakistan border!

The human gaffe factory told us there's trouble on the Iraq-Pakistan border.

This fucker is going to be President! Chimpy has to get someone to cover up his crimes for the last 8, miserable, long, felonious years.

McLame VS Obama on Iraq: Classic Perception Management Fuck-Up

McConfused says that under a McSame Presidency, he'd "Stay in Iraq for a hundred years!"

Obama didn't vote for the war and said he'd bring the troops home.

Obama goes to Iraq. Maliki says he agrees with Obama.

McCrazy's people say PUBLICLY, "We're Fucked!"

Chimpy's people lean on Maliki and Maliki folds.

McThusela then comes out and says, "I don't give a fuck what Maliki wants, I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR IRAQ."

Un-fucking-believable.

UPDATE: It's fun watching someone finally kick the Bush disinformation machine in the fucking teeth. -Hoffmannia says the Iraq Gov't AGAIN agrees with Obama.

Why, it's almost enough to make me think that the bill was a gift to already-flush credit card companies with no benefits to the consumer at all!

Vote repuglicant and you've voted against your financial best interest.

Outed Lesbian Condoleezza Rice: We are flip-flopping on Iran

So when Obama says we should start negotiations with Iran or the Irag Study group says the same thing—they are traitors to America, but when Condi and Bush do the same thing it’s really not the same thing. Oh, boy.