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"Senator McCain should take the day off at one of his seven homes to consider whether his support for outsourcing, tax breaks for companies who ship jobs overseas and continued spending of ten billion a month in Iraq is really putting 'country first.' To us, it sounds like just more of the same." – Obama campaign spokesman Tommy Vietor
That was pleasently brutal! More please...

Just so we are clear- visiting your grandmother in the state you were born is elitist.

Meeting the millionaire heiress daughter who you will son begin an affair with and divorce your first wife- not elitist.

Cindy Hensley met John McCain more than 20 years earlier at a party in Hawaii. He was a 43-year-old naval officer, married at the time. She was 25. They married a year later — in 1980 — and they signed a prenuptial agreement, which was fairly rare at the time.

Remember all that 'Stay the Course" bullshit?

And ChimpCo kept calling everyone who called for timelines unpatriotic defeatist who wanted America to lose? This is the no shit headline from the USA Today.

Rice says U.S., Iraq agree to troop withdrawal timetable

McCain said yesterday that he was unsure how many houses he has

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in an interview Wednesday that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own.

"I think - I'll have my staff get to you," McCain told us in Las Cruces, N.M. "It's condominiums where - I'll have them get to you."

TSA does more stupid shit.

TSA inspector breaks airplanes by climbing on them using instruments as handholds

and

TSA puts commercial pilots on no-fly and terrorist watch lists

TSA does more stupid shit.

TSA inspector breaks airplanes by climbing on them using instruments as handholds

and

TSA puts commercial pilots on no-fly and terrorist watch lists

McClellan to Obama: Don't investigate us

Don't worry. ChimpyCo has the fix in. Obama will NEVER get any where near power. And the republic will be irrevocably lost.
The best part is, the republicans will never have to say they were wrong. So, you know, it's ok. Party above country.

GOP swiftboater Jerome Corsi convicted for participating in a child pornography ring

Corsi likes little boys..

creepy, 5 foot 6 inch fatal error

Did McCain Plagiarize Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn?

It's an odd place to be ripping off a story, but Sullivan wants to know exactly when McCain began incorporating a POW story he used in a campaign ad last December into his repertoire. 'Cuz it ain't in his memoirs, but it's sure in Solzhenitsyn's.

John McCain can't be called a simple fucking liar, because - he was a piss poor pilot.

“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,” Ms. Wallace said.

Fastest man in the world?

Have you ever tried this? It's breath takingly fast. If you could race against Bolt, it would blow your fucking mind...You wouldn't believe it even after you say it..

Saturday's final of the men's 100-meter dash left no doubt.

Usain Bolt captured the gold medal in a world-record 9.69 seconds at National Stadium, aka the Bird's Nest. He is Jamaica's first champion in the Olympic 100. Bolt broke his own world record of 9.72, set May 31 at New York.

What? McCain was shot down in 1967. ABBA began making music in 1972.

You know where this post is going. It's that God Dammed Liberal Bias In The Press...

Walter Isaacson asked John McCain about McCain's inexplicable love for ABBA. McCain played the POW card:“If there is anything I am lacking in, I’ve got to tell you, it is taste in music and art and other great things in life,” McCain joked. “I’ve got to say that a lot of my taste in music stopped about the time I impacted a surface-to-air missile with my own airplane and never caught up again.”

McCain. Do you support ChimpCo MORE now than four years ago? McAsshole does!!

McCain, yea he's a piece of shit ashole republicant.

Hawaii Department of Health conspires with Obama to lie to American Public

In an August 13 article, The Honolulu Advertiser reported that Hawaii Department of Health spokeswoman Janice Okubo said that her office contacted the Obama campaign to find a solution to the repeated requests for Obama's birth certificate. She reportedly said that the Obama campaign "responded and apparently it isn't good enough that he posted his birth certificate." She reportedly added: "They say they want it because they claim he is not a citizen of the United States. It's pretty ridiculous."

Corsi said: "The campaign has a false, fake birth certificate posted on their website ... The original birth certificate of Obama has never been released, and the campaign refuses to release it." Co-host Steve Doocy asked, "Well, couldn't it just be a State of Hawaii-produced duplicate?" Corsi replied: "No, it's a -- there's been good analysis of it on the Internet, and it's been shown to have watermarks from Photoshop. It's a fake document that's on the website right now."