Shorter Coward Romeny: If only those niggers, spics, cunts, and those damn fag-loving whipper-snappers had realized that they aren’t real people and aren’t allowed to vote or be at all served by government, then I could have secured my birthright as prophesied!

Fuck you Willard.

Apartheid Israel ramps up for more war crimes in Gaza

More war to steal more Palestinian Land. Yay. Stop giving Jews free money, weapons and intel.

Respect my authoritah

Conservatism isn’t really about the things it claims to be about. It isn’t really about free markets and moral values; it’s about authority — the authority of bosses over workers, of men over women, of whites over Those People.

US “interests” and Israeli “interests” are not identical, and that Israel might be a strategic burden, rather than an asset to the United States.

When David Petraeus Enraged The Israel Lobby

The enduring hostilities between Israel and some of its neighbors present distinct challenges to our ability to advance our interests in the AOR [Area of Operations]. Israeli-Palestinian tensions often flare into violence and large-scale armed confrontations. The conflict foments anti-American sentiment, due to a perception of U.S. favoritism for Israel. Arab anger over the Palestinian question limits the strength and depth of U.S. partnerships with governments and peoples in the AOR and weakens the legitimacy of moderate regimes in the Arab world. Meanwhile, al-Qaeda and other militant groups exploit that anger to mobilize support. The conflict also gives Iran influence in the Arab world through its clients, Lebanese Hizballah and Hamas.

Greasy Todd Palin fornicated with Wasilla prostitute Shailey Tripp

Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality and the Cover-up of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal is the true story of how Shailey Tripp, a young single mother of two special needs children became sexually involved with Todd Palin, husband of former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin.

Petraeus Mistress #2 had Unauthorized Sexytime with Marine General John Allen?

The FBI announced that they are reviewing 30,000 emails?

Who is the Crack-pot republican wingnut FBI Agent who sent Pervy pics to Petraeus Mistress #2, then ran to Eric fucking Cantor yelling 'Conspiracy'?

Jesus Christ. Ask the FBI to prove any case involving a triviality like torture or financial fraud, you’re out of luck. But if someone might be involved in the sexytime in their email — especially if it might sort of vaguely affect a Democratic administration — they’ll be right on it.

General David Petraeus exposed as a fraud. Finally.

Iraq surge failed. Afghanistan surge failed. But write a flattering oped about Chimpy aWol Bush and you can be promoted! This is just more evidence that everything Neocons touched in the ChimpCo era were disasters on every level. They even promoted incompetent Generals. What Matters In The Village Not dead people in Afghanistan, dead people in Iraq, or even dead members of the US military. Just whether or not there was unapproved of sexytime. This is not a defense of A Man Called Petraeus, more just pointing out that the only chance of taking on the legend, despite obvious problems, was a sex scandal.

Criminal asshole republicans...have butt-hurt :-(

Some conservatives have hurt fee-fees and broken cookies before their nap.

Still reeling from the unprecedented hits of last week’s national election, Tea Partiers have become particularly irrational. In Lebanon Ohio, local tea party officials called for a “counter-revolution” even as they mourned the death of America. Texas Republican official, Peter Morrison has called for an “amicable divorce” of the godfearin’ GOP from the “maggots” who voted for Obama. Morrison, who also has a job screening textbooks for the great state of Texas, is particularly incensed at Asian-Americans and Hispanics who voted for Obama, accusing them of voting on an “ethnic basis.” Perhaps the greatest case of kettle blacking in recent memory. In battleground state Ohio, Cincinnati Tea Party leaders may have won the most creative award publishing the obituary above, and offering this studied prediction: We will be a socialist nation within months. However, a revolution is rising and all those elected officials that are blind to what they have done to this country should be encouraged to become enlightened, should be encouraged to step down and should not be reelected. Like that of quintessential American, Mark Twain, reports of the nation’s death may have been greatly exaggerated. After all, timeshare mogul, David Seigel, who once threatened mass layoffs to his workers if Obama won (here), reversed course and actually gave them a 5% wage increase across the board. Donald Trump deleted his wacky twitter call for revolution and even Senate Majority leader John Boehner has signaled his willingness to compromise work (here) with the President to avert a fiscal crisis. So perhaps the Tea Party-types have the message right but the wrong corpse. Perhaps the words of that lawyer-turned-metaphysical poet, John Donne, are cautioning the ill-wishing mulligrubs of our age:

Therefore, send not to know For whom the bell tolls, It tolls for thee.

Did Old, White Hawaiian Resident and Anti-Wind Tea Bag Asshole Andrew Walden lie about 14,000 abandoned wind turbines scattered around the countryside?

Yes! Yes he did!

So Mr Walden invented a number, and then it was misquoted, and misquoted again, until it arrived at Senator Madigan’s ears and without any verification at all, he misquoted the most egregious of the misquotes of a bogus number.

Verdict: Whopper

Memo to GOP: It’s 2012, there is such a thing as voter diversity, extremists views are frowned upon (understatement), equal rights and voting rights exist, misogyny is not an option, white people are no more American than other people nor are they in any way superior, and young people are smarter and more informed than you think.

In short, ignorance and bigotry are not acceptable: So PLEASE keep fucking that chicken, wing nut assholes. Hold tight to your bitter bigotry. And you will keep losing.

It's not about 'freedom', socialism, small government, lower taxes, ObamaCare or any other right-wing tripe is it?

Bitter crippled zionist psychiatrist "Chuckles" Krauthammer fellates Faux Spews viewers

Because he cant do it to himself, obviously.

Fuck you Willard, you Psychopathic Draft Dodging Coward

'The People Have Spoken'. And Willard, you are a fucking asshole. Just another republican psychopath with 'Daddy Issues'. You fail. Go to hell. Magic underwear be dammed.

Fuck you conservatism. Fuck you Banksters. Fuck you republicans. Fuck you Ted "Pedophile Rapist" Nugent. Fuck you Mitch "my number one priority is making sure president Obama’s a one-term president" McConnell. Fuck you Batshit Religious Wing Nut bigots. Fuck you Shelly Dankert. You are truly uneducated and frighteningly stupid. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Thank you for not procreating. Try to stop smoking too. Fuck you Dean "Fat Fuck Unskewed Polls" Chambers. Fuck you Old, White, Useless Bigoted Males. Fuck you war criminal George aWol Bush. Fuck you Babs for not aborting George aWol Bush. Fuck you war criminal Darth Cheney. Fuck you Binyamin Netanyahu. Fuck you Joseph I. Lieberman Fuck you George Will. Fuck you Kristen Neel. Fuck you Slimy Cunt Mary Matalin. Rot in hell, bitch. Fuck you Jennifer Rubin. Fuck you Ted "Draft Dodger, Pedophile Rapist" Nugent Fuck you Grover Norquist. Fuck you Rick Detzner. Fuck you Eric Dondero. Dickhead! Fuck you Voter Felon Ann Coulter. Fuck you Laurie Klausutis' murderer Joe Scarborough. Fuck you, Santa Rosa County Fl. Fuck you Paul Ryan. Fuck you KKKarl Rove. Fuck you Lush "Junkie" Rimbaugh. Fuck you John Boner. Fuck you Eric Cantor. Fuck you Creationists. Fuck you Voter supressionist. Fuck you Kock Brothers. Fuck you Pervert Cuckold Bill O'Reilly. Fuck you Faux Spews. Fuck you Newton GinRich. Fuck you Frothy Mixture. Fuck you Tea Baggers. Fuck you Dick Morris. Fuck you Peggy Nooners. Fuck you Red States. You fucking racist, uneducated, welfare receiving bigots. Fuck you Scott Brown. Fuck you Linda McMahon. Fuck you Richard "Rape is God's Gift" Mourdock. (Sub-human Tea Bag piece of shit.) Fuck you Josh Mandel. Fuck you Florida republican pieces of shit. Fuck you Linda Lingle. Fuck you Sarah Palin. Fuck you "Get Off My Lawn" McCain. Fuck you "Chuckles" Krauthammer. Fuck you Michele Bachmann. Fuck You Tommy Thompson. Fuck You Todd "Legitimate Loser" Akin. You built NOTHING. Fuck you dickhead Joe Walsh. You are pathetic. Fuck you Denny Rehberg. You are sadistic. Congrats Alan Grayson!!! Fuck you Bat Shit INSANE WHITE SUPREMACIST Allen West. Fuck you George "Macaca" Allen. You fucking racist bully. Fuck you Donald J. Trump. Fuck you Ding-Bat-Bitch Victoria Jackson. You are insane. The world is "disgusted" with you. Fuck you confederacy. You lose again. Taste the pain. Drink it in. Enjoy your shitty hateful values. Enjoy your self inflicted loss. You suck. You Lose. :-)

"But, but Socialism! The Kenyan usurper is a Communist! We are turning into Russia! Obama is going to take our guns away! He's a Nigga! America is DONE! America is going to HELL. Judgement Day! God will send the US to HELL! Oh, my God, teh GAYS will destroy the nation!"

It's Wednesday and the children in Florida still cant call it for Obama. UPDATE: Scumbag asshole and sub-intelligent Piece of Shit Joe Arpaio “won” reelection by 465,289 votes to 378,153 for challenger Paul Penzone. With Half A MILLION votes simpy NOT COUNTED. So until they are, please don't ever say Arizona republicans are anything but dishonest, lying sacks of shit. Psychopath Willard had a website inplace had he successfully stole the election.

Election Day Trivia: No man has been elected President after telling half the country to go fuck themselves.

Go Fuck Yourself, Willard Mittens! Have a nice day!