Supreme Asshole Antonin Scalia says you have no fundamental right to have sex.

This was a while ago but we just found it.

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, however, was outraged, complaining in his dissent that his colleagues missed the point entirely. In Scalia's view, due process applies only to fundamental rights spelled out in the Constitution. Since the Founding Fathers neglected to include in the Bill of Rights a tip sheet on which sexual positions were permissible, sodomy, he fumed, is not a fundamental right.

Neither are blowjobs or handjobs, apparently. Seriously, Scalia is just an asshole about..everything.