Victim: Speaker Dennis Hastert

Claim: Hastert covered up Foley's predatory behavior.

The villains: Democrats, George Soros, Michael Moore, and the Mighty Clenis of Iniquity (Identified by Hastert and the Official Television Networks of the Glorious Conservative Cultural Revolution)

How they did it: Klinton, funded by Soros, bought mind control technology from a band of rogue Reptiloid aliens from the Regulas Star System. The Democrats used the technology to cause Foley to prey upon the pages and to compel the Republican leadership to cover it up. Once the story broke, they used it to cause Hastert, Reynolds, Shimkus, and Boehner to blame each other.

And Michael Moore is fat.

Almost lifelike

And still under warranty.

Once, just once, I'd like Laura to turn to the camera and say...

"This town needs an enema!"

Bonus Wolcott

The mystery for future historians is why Bush's illusions and grandiosities were so coddled and cradled by everyone from his craven staff to Joe Lieberman and Tony Blair. How was he blessed (and the rest of us cursed) by so many enablers?

The reason it hasn't been made before is that it's a sleazy, shameless, ignorant, ahistorical, tendentious, meretricious lie, one that was waiting for the right brazen liar to come along to promote it, and here he is, and his name is Dinesh D'Souza, who's fatuous and fuddy-duddyish enough to think that it's Britney Spears, the rap lyrics of 2 Live Crew, and the buggering photographs of the late Robert Mapplethorpe that have Islam in a tiz. This is someone so out of touch with pop culture that he thinks liberals look down on risque sitcoms like Will & Grace because "their moral depravity is not highbrow enough for their taste." Does that description fit anyone you know?

DES MOINES, Iowa - House Minority Leader John Boner on Friday accused Democrats of endangering House pages for political gain.

Stop! Let me clear the tears from my eyes!! Oh Stop!! Too funny!!You're killing me!

Huh, there is a whole cottage industry devoted to the concept.

Kill Bush

Maybe the federal agents just prefer 14 year old blond girls.

14 year old blond girl vs. federal agents

So this is what they have these highly trained professionals doing: It's fucking pathetic. It's an embarrassment. What a great sense of accomplishment it must engender.

Questioning a 14 year old girl about pics on the net.

Way to go guys keep up the good work......

Comprehesive List of GOP Crimes and Scandals

Is there a list? Is it possible to document so many atrocities so close to Nov? Fuck
Just this week:
Ney
Doolittle
Weldon
Lewis
Kolbe
Sen Macaca (again)
Frist
Hastert
Gover (taxs = the holocaust)
Pombo
Foley-Jeb!
Conrad Burns
Shays
Cruella (again)

These are not just faux paux's, they are felonies!

must be the situps

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/10/americas-next-top-freaks.html

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/

"Welcome to the USA. Traitor-Free For 19,710 0 Days."

YES! YES! YES you silly BITCH! That's exactly what the fuck you DID!

Does "Bin Laden determined to strike US" mean anything to you? Fucking Cunt.

Rice: Does anyone really believe I'd ignore terror warning?

Q. Does Bush keep saying things about the origins of the Iraq War that just are not true?

A. Yes! See Robert Parry on 'Bush and his dangerous Delusions'.