Christ, all fucking mighty. We go away for one little bender and we have this:

Andrew Sullivan and Christopher Hitchens. Both were quite stinging against Bush.
"This isn't an election anymore, it's an intervention." - Andrew Sullivan on CNN.

Then, Harry Reid says Boehner (pronounced Boner) Blames the Military!

Then the soulless cunt and political pornographer mAnn Coulter's felony voter fraud case is sent to the prosecutors! And her lawyer appears to be French! The Irony is making us giddy.

Holy fucking shit. It is just the best when wingnut asshole repugs implode. It's just the best.

"How great is it that the half-wits who dragged this country into Iraq are oblivious to the joke about them being half-wits?"

http://www.hoffmania.com/blog/2006/10/quote_this_5.html

Jesus, is he pissed....

The "Katrina foriegn policy" thing was a good one. I can't believe faux ran it. His message comes 5 years too late, but you know, whatever.

Anywho, it must of really, really inconvenienced Dear Leader. He's scheduled for a presser today at 5. Do you think Chimpy will apologize?

Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki is telling his inner circle that the situation in Iraq is "out of control,"

Thousands of missing, unaccountable weapons, retaking realestate, 100's of thousands of troops still needed, billions needed to provide for the Iraqi forces....

Read it. Plus it's got that uber hottie Lara Logan.

Florida voting machines already switching votes from Democrat to Republican

Debra A. Reed voted with her boss on Wednesday at African-American Research Library and Cultural Center near Fort Lauderdale. Her vote went smoothly, but boss Gary Rudolf called her over to look at what was happening on his machine. He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.

This is why ChimpCo keeps the House. They are gonna steal the election AGAIN.

Fuck you Chimpy.

STATESBORO, Georgia (Reuters) - Weakened by the unpopular Iraq war, President George W. Bush accused Democrats of lacking a plan to win it...

Article 20.

Late Friday Cat Blogging

So this explains the US concentration camps Haliburton is building. Chimpy is getting ready to declare Martial Law!!

The historic and ominous re-writing of the Insurrection Act, accomplished in the dead of night, which gives Bush the legal authority to declare martial law, is now an accomplished fact.

Support from evangelicals for chimpy falls

But it ain't because the Iraq war is such a fuckup, it's because...wait for it...it delays the second coming of Christ!

Michael J Fox gives Dems an undeserving victory

Michael J Fox makes a fool out of Limbaugh

a distinct aura of death about republicans

It was a big yellow dog, some kind of shepherd mix, and it must have just been hit by a car, because its hindquarters were all smashed up and it was writhing around on the pavement in torment. The traffic wasn't that heavy, and cars were swerving around it, but it was obviously only a matter of seconds before another car or truck came along and mashed it to a pulp. The dog might even have been able to see the vehicle bearing down on it -- that is, if it wasn't already out of its mind with pain.

I knew I didn't want to see what was going to happen next, so I turned and ran. But as I did, over a lull in the traffic noise I could hear the dog howling -- an indescribable sound, like no sound I've ever heard an animal make, before or since. One final, despairing, agonizing, awful appeal to the canine gods. It made me want to jab out my eardrums with a sharp stick, it was so bad.

And then, abruptly, the howling stopped, and I knew what had happened. But I kept on running -- for blocks it seemed like. And then I stopped and threw up into the bushes.

I think I hear that same sound coming from the Rovian machine right now -- a doomed, crazed animal in its final death throes.

Or maybe I'm just imagining that's what it is. Maybe what I'm really hearing is the feral, triumphant howl of a wolf who is proving to the world that he's still the leader of the pack -- by ripping the throats out of a few of the weaker members. Either way, I'll be awfully glad when November 7th rolls around and it finally stops.

The right constantly attacks science now in the same fashion that they've assaulted the press for so many years and if our media doesn't step up soon—then the same fate awaits them and they'll end up genuflecting to conservatives too.

bitter republican selfishness kills america. No one notices.

He said he appeared in the ad only to advance his cause, and that "disease is a non-partisan problem that requires a bipartisan solution."

Apperently, John McCain lost his soul the moment he left the hotel. I guess he did die in Vietnam. Who knew. Did you?

“James Webb’s new novel paints a portrait of a modern Vietnam charged with hopes for the future but haunted by the ghosts of its war-torn past. It captures well the lingering scars of the war, and exposes the tension between the dynamism of a new generation and the invisible bondage of an older generation for whom wartime allegiances, and animosities, are rendered no less vivid by the passage of time. A novel of revenge and redemption that tells us much about both where Vietnam is headed and where it has been.”
— Senator John McCain