Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Oh, man. Let me spell it out for you lizard brained repugs: Boner just FUCKED you in the ass and left you with a bloody creampie..

Fucked HARD. No kisses, no sweet nothings in the ear. Just a DNA deposit.

BOEHNER: But the fact is, the generals on the ground are in charge, and he works closely with them and the president. We've seen this run up in violence as we get closer to the election, as we get closer to Ramadan, same thing we've seen over the last couple of years.

So much for Kerry's apology non-incident. Don't worry, the dems won't figure out how to capitalize on this...ever.

Christ, all fucking mighty. We go away for one little bender and we have this:

Andrew Sullivan and Christopher Hitchens. Both were quite stinging against Bush.
"This isn't an election anymore, it's an intervention." - Andrew Sullivan on CNN.

Then, Harry Reid says Boehner (pronounced Boner) Blames the Military!

Then the soulless cunt and political pornographer mAnn Coulter's felony voter fraud case is sent to the prosecutors! And her lawyer appears to be French! The Irony is making us giddy.

Holy fucking shit. It is just the best when wingnut asshole repugs implode. It's just the best.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

"How great is it that the half-wits who dragged this country into Iraq are oblivious to the joke about them being half-wits?"

http://www.hoffmania.com/blog/2006/10/quote_this_5.html

Jesus, is he pissed....

The "Katrina foriegn policy" thing was a good one. I can't believe faux ran it. His message comes 5 years too late, but you know, whatever.

Anywho, it must of really, really inconvenienced Dear Leader. He's scheduled for a presser today at 5. Do you think Chimpy will apologize?

Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki is telling his inner circle that the situation in Iraq is "out of control,"

Thousands of missing, unaccountable weapons, retaking realestate, 100's of thousands of troops still needed, billions needed to provide for the Iraqi forces....

Read it. Plus it's got that uber hottie Lara Logan.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Florida voting machines already switching votes from Democrat to Republican

Debra A. Reed voted with her boss on Wednesday at African-American Research Library and Cultural Center near Fort Lauderdale. Her vote went smoothly, but boss Gary Rudolf called her over to look at what was happening on his machine. He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.

This is why ChimpCo keeps the House. They are gonna steal the election AGAIN.

Fuck you Chimpy.

STATESBORO, Georgia (Reuters) - Weakened by the unpopular Iraq war, President George W. Bush accused Democrats of lacking a plan to win it...