FORMER US President Ronald Reagan feared aliens were planning to invade America

He is said to have believed they had been spying on Earth for decades.

Mr Reagan, who was President from 1981 to 1989, told a pal he had seen flying saucers three times, said author Darwin Porter.

He allegedly added: “I just know it. They’ve selected some desert in the West to make their landing.”

But the ex-President’s daughter Patti Davis dismissed the claims, saying her father, who died in 2004, may have been joking.

Former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev has claimed the US and USSR made a pact to help each other against an alien invasion.

He added: “President Reagan said to me, ‘If the US were attacked by someone from outer space, would you help?’”

Dick Cheney forfeited the right to lecture anyone the day he decided to deceive us into an unnecessary war.

Dick Cheney forfeited the right to lecture anyone on their willingness to sacrifice American lives the day he decided to deceive us into an unnecessary war.

Angry, OLD, WHITE, petty, mean dicks. We give you todays Perception Managers!!!

Bill Maher: Republicans, are they a mental disorder or are they just dicks?

He says both.

Assasination jokes from the other side...

Jill from "Brilliant at Breakfast" writes

I have to admit, though, that my jaw dropped when she talked about Nancy Pelosi telling Obama and Biden to go out together for a burger. You see, if we're going to get up in arms about assassination talk from the other side which they then dismiss as a joke, it's no better coming from our side. This is an exemption from the "It's OK to knock your own team" rule, especially when we have wingnuts coming out of the woodwork arming themselves to the teeth and talking about mass marches on Washington to "take the government back."

No, No, NO!! The difference is that Wanda brings The Funny. Funny humor based on a kernal of truth. The kernal of truth in Wanda's Sean Hannity joke is that he's a pussy (and a right-wing domestic terrorist.) The kernal of truth in Wanda's Lush Rimbaugh joke is that he's a (pussy) and a right-wing dommestic terrorist.
The kernal of truth in the non-funny joke made by Golf Analyst David Feherty is that he is a pussy and a right-wing domestic terrorist.

Were is mental and phyical cripple krauthammer on the great mustard conspiracy?

Hannity knows! (about the mustard outrage, at least.)

Sean Hannity is a coward. And that is why he is a torture advocate.

Because Sean Hannity is a bully and a coward. Hannity is coward down to his pee stained underwear. Fuck you, Sean Hannity. Sincerely. Oh, and stop with the vain hair coloring. 

Who is more of a disgusting, ugly human being: Lush Rimbaugh or Karl Rove?

More open thread.

Who is more of an opportunist republican fuck: Specter or Gingrich?

Open thread.

You know, if you "enhance interrogate" someone to death, it's torture.

US interrogators may have killed dozens, human rights researcher and rights group say

Inhofe wrongly claims that a ‘majority’ of Americans think repealing DADT would hurt ‘unit cohesion.’

But he's dead wrong. Unfortunately that doesn't stop the asshole from pulling shit out his ass. Typical republican.

Bigot and homophobe Michael Weiner,

It just gets better...

whose nom de hate is Michael Savage [overcompensating a touch, are we, now?], is threatening to sue England's Home Secretary because she has banned the sick clown from Britain's shores. Personally, I don't think England (or the US, or anywhere) should ban anyone for what they say, not even bottom-feeding slime like Weiner. But, like the infamous Richard Perle, who threatened to sue Seymour Hersh in England and never did, I don't think Weiner has the guts to do it. He'd lose and he knows it.

Pat Robertson: Gay marriage is ‘the beginning in a long downward slide’ to legalized child molestation.

Pat, just fucking go away please. You are irrelevant. Then again, when you say shit like this, the republican wired grip on the MSM weakens because everyone immediately understands that you've just confirmed that you are full of shit and deserve to be ignored and ridiculed. Loudly.

Chimpy didn't shake hands with Musharraf?

Why wasn't this brought to our attention? Musharraf was so pissed, and ChimpCo was so ignorant that those two world leaders didn't shake hands? Why was Chimpy's childish behavior NOT mentioned before?

House Negro. Defined.

House Negro is a pejorative term for a black person, comparing them to a servant inside the house of a master during slavery. The term comes from a speech by Malcolm X where he explains that during slavery, there were two kinds of slaves, "House Negroes" who worked in the master's house and "Field Negroes" who performed the manual labor outside. He characterizes the House Negro as having a better life than the field negro, and thus unwilling to leave the plantation. The speech can be taken both literally and figuratively. It is similar but distinct from Uncle Tom.

Yes, Steele is a 'House Negro'.