Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Gay ex cia officer Anderson Cooper 'punched in the head' 10 times by pro-Mubarak thugs

Violent rhetoric played no part.

Shoot pinhead Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) in the face.

Remember, it's ok to use violent rhetoric because Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee says its OK. Now go shoot that fucking stupid paranoid republican in the face, bitches.

Go shoot Mike Huckabee in the face with an extended clip Glock

There is not a shred of evidence that political rhetoric led to, caused, or even contributed to the Tucson shootings. -Mike Huckabee


Christ, Mike Huckabee is reaching Bachmann/Palin levels of stupidity. Now go shoot him in the face.

House Nigga Micheal Steele makes the Daily Show

So long, good to know ya', you will be forgotten.

Quickly.

House Nigga Micheal Steele makes the Daily Show

So long, good to know ya', you will be forgoten. Q

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

There’s a lot more evidence that owning a gun and a Bible is better for society than everyone having to own health insurance


Let's pray that Ann Coulter is gang raped and shot in the head with an extended clip Glock. We can thank God that fake titted Ann is clearly barren and that inflammatory rhetoric does not cause violence. How do we know this? Because Sarah Palin and Eric Ericson (who both suffer from the trifecta of personality defects: Vanity, profound Stupidity and Insecurity) have told us so. So FUCK. OFF. Note to potential Ann Coulter rapists: Bring plenty of lubrication. Anything less than sandpaper grit #30 will be an improvement, but C'est La Vie!

Ann, you are a fucking ugly, despicable piece of shit. We hear the cost of her blow jobs given at the Heritage Foundation are tax deductible so it begs the question. Do you cum in Ann's mouth or give her a body shot? It's a tough call. It looks like she needs the protein, but if you can get a picture of Ann with your DNA in public, you'd earn a paycheck from the National Review Online (America's Shittiest Website!) for life. The upside of the body shot is that Kathryn Jean Lopez is obligated to blow you daily during your tenure at the NRO. The down size is...

Tough call.

Gbagbo, Mugabe, Kim, Mubarak, McConnell & DeMint

Grassley is close. So is Inhofe.


Just Go.

Do you love the way credit card companies fuck you?


Then you are going to simply love republican health care reform! It’s called the “race to the bottom” when you are forced to buy your insurance across state lines in the shittiest state available.
Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is gives Jim DeMint a run for biggest Asshole in the Senate.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) is having an extra-marital affair with Lisbeth Lyons, lobbyist

Guess Lisbeth Lyons likes Tang.

Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL): GOP's rape-redefining bill "a violent act against women"

And it is. That is what republicans do. They are like monkeys who fling shit. It's what they do.