On the 100th anniverary of his birth we'd like to point out that he was senile before he left office and we are profoundly glad he is dead.
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Friday, February 04, 2011
Look, ronald reagan died a drooling racist.
On the 100th anniverary of his birth we'd like to point out that he was senile before he left office and we are profoundly glad he is dead.
Name three christians better than jews. Hitler, Mussolini Stalin and Ted Kaczynski
Remember kids, Christian just means better. (It's The Daily Show. Don't give us your spam.)
Tony Blankley from KCRW's Left Right & Center
LR&C for those that would like a quick rundown goes like this. Host Matt Miller grabs a politic headline, Robert Scheer talks thoughtfully, Tony Blankley throws a firebomb of utter bullshit, Matt agrees with him then Arianna Huffington calms everyone down.
Today's Egypt's Moment of Truth was classic LR&C. Must be why they pitched for support before the podcast aired. Any who, lets look at todays missive! Mostly everyone expressed optimistic caution and trepidation with the developments in Egypt. Except Tony who misquotes a year old Pew poll to say there is powerful evidence that Egyptians don't want modernity. Matt agrees saying Tony argument had "fair points". Fair lead-in. Small bullshit from Tony and Matt lets it slide. It's a short show, so after Robert has a thoughtful rant about US policy and Egypt Tony decides to get his Muslim Hate ON!
Tony says Muslims are not compatible with democracy. That they (meaning Israel & US, not the little people in Egypt) should just accept an authoritarian regime. Tony is worried that Egypt will go with a Sharia government, then Jordan will fall and that would be an existential threat to Apartheid Israel that was on par with Iranian nukes! You have to listen to the podcast to get the full frontal fear monger.
On cue, Matt chimes, "Should we be worried?" Arianna calms everyone down and Robert goes on a rant where he calls Tony out for his Muslim Demonization that is so popular with the racist Faux news/TeaBag crowd. Then, as a show wrap up Tony (with his nose out of joint) gives a snotty one liner to Robert for calling him out as a bigot.
Good times.
Just for giggles went to see Tony at his real, rent paying gig at the Mooney imbued subsidiary of the GOP, the Washington Times. His latest piece? BLANKLEY: Support Mubarak
BONUS: At some point during the show, Matt (we think) asks what started this Egypt revolution. The short answer is Wikileaks.
Today's Egypt's Moment of Truth was classic LR&C. Must be why they pitched for support before the podcast aired. Any who, lets look at todays missive! Mostly everyone expressed optimistic caution and trepidation with the developments in Egypt. Except Tony who misquotes a year old Pew poll to say there is powerful evidence that Egyptians don't want modernity. Matt agrees saying Tony argument had "fair points". Fair lead-in. Small bullshit from Tony and Matt lets it slide. It's a short show, so after Robert has a thoughtful rant about US policy and Egypt Tony decides to get his Muslim Hate ON!
Tony says Muslims are not compatible with democracy. That they (meaning Israel & US, not the little people in Egypt) should just accept an authoritarian regime. Tony is worried that Egypt will go with a Sharia government, then Jordan will fall and that would be an existential threat to Apartheid Israel that was on par with Iranian nukes! You have to listen to the podcast to get the full frontal fear monger.
On cue, Matt chimes, "Should we be worried?" Arianna calms everyone down and Robert goes on a rant where he calls Tony out for his Muslim Demonization that is so popular with the racist Faux news/TeaBag crowd. Then, as a show wrap up Tony (with his nose out of joint) gives a snotty one liner to Robert for calling him out as a bigot.
Good times.
Just for giggles went to see Tony at his real, rent paying gig at the Mooney imbued subsidiary of the GOP, the Washington Times. His latest piece? BLANKLEY: Support Mubarak
BONUS: At some point during the show, Matt (we think) asks what started this Egypt revolution. The short answer is Wikileaks.
Supreme Asshole Antonin Scalia says you have no fundamental right to have sex.
This was a while ago but we just found it.
Neither are blowjobs or handjobs, apparently. Seriously, Scalia is just an asshole about..everything.
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, however, was outraged, complaining in his dissent that his colleagues missed the point entirely. In Scalia's view, due process applies only to fundamental rights spelled out in the Constitution. Since the Founding Fathers neglected to include in the Bill of Rights a tip sheet on which sexual positions were permissible, sodomy, he fumed, is not a fundamental right.
Neither are blowjobs or handjobs, apparently. Seriously, Scalia is just an asshole about..everything.
Republican John Boehner had extra marital affairs with at least two women: Lisbeth Lyons and Leigh LaMora
Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.
And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary.
And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary.
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Chimpy is baffled by the xenophobia he created.
"What's interesting about our country, if you study history, is that there are some 'isms' that occasionally pop up. One is isolationism and its evil twin protectionism and its evil triplet nativism.
So the evil twins are isolationism, protectionism and nativism. Classic Chimpy word salad. Bonus points if you noted the snide "if you study history" remark from one Americas profoundly stupid residents.
Gee, who would of ever thought that a life long failure would be such a fuck up?
Billo defends not understanding tides, by explaining he doesn't understand the moon
Yep. Republican Bill O'Reilly is that Palin/Bachmann Stupid.
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Republican Federal Judge holds Interior Dept. in contempt
Judge Feldman blocked a six-month moratorium that the Obama administration placed on new deepwater drilling projects in response to the 2010 BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Feldman ruled that the Interior Department failed to provide adequate reasoning for the moratorium.
You mean that sticky, stinky black shit washing up on the beach wasn't enough? Fuck you Martin Feldman.
Republican Mike Huckabee: "Fuck the Palestinians. Kill them and build Apartheid Israeli settlements
President Reagan called settlements “ill-advised” and “unnecessarily provocative,” while President Bush said settlement activity “must stop.” The U.N. and the European Union also both oppose settlements. Does Huckabee really believe the American government, including Bush and Reagan, are racists and guilty of Apartheid?
Yes.
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