9th Circuit just told the FBI to fuck themselves with their own National Security Letters

Good for them. Because there is no intelligence oversight in America anymore. Just DOJ, DOD, FBI, CIA and NSA fascists scrambling like cockroaches for greater GS numbers. It's not like America wins wars anymore...it's all about Haliburton and banksters making their numbers

Bigot chauvinist marco rubio is bigoted and chauvinist

Keep fucking that chicken tea bag asshole conservative republicans. Your voter outreach really sucks..balls. 

Laws change. Constitutions get amended. Grandpa McCain will die someday. Even Supreme Asshole Scalia. And even texan republicans.

3/5ths foreva nigga! Vote republican!

"This to us is something that we're not going to give up on, because we're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people."

-Paul Ryan tea bag conservative republican.

Adolf's brother Alois Hitler was proud too

Brother of worst president in history is 'proud to be a Bush'

teach men not to rape

Faux News hate grifter Sean Hannity disagrees of course. Although personal accountability was supposed to be a big deal with tea bag republicans.  Anywho, Sean says he always carries so be careful when you go to rape him.  Here is Zerlina Maxwell

Holding women and girls accountable for preventing sexual assault hasn’t worked and so long as men commit the majority of rapes, men need to be at the heart of our tactics for preventing them. Let’s stop teaching ‘how to avoid being a victim’ and instead, attack the culture that creates predators in the first place. 

KCRW's Left, Right & Center

A Tale of Two Economies, Obama's Charm Offensive FRI MAR 8, 2013

This weeks host for Left, Tea Bag, Republican are hosts Very Serious Person Matt Miller, Robert Scheer, Melody Barnes and Matthew "I actually wrote a book defending Pailin" Continetti.

First, why yes! My name is Melody Barnes and I am hot. Second, Tea Bag Continetti really did try to grift his way to wealth or at least get him some tasty wing nut welfare by scribbling "The Persecution of Sarah Palin: How the Elite Media Tried to Bring Down a Rising Star" coloring book. That's republican personal responsibility in action.

Third...

VSP Matt: Can we figure out a way not to give "O" credit for the stock market and improved Jobs Report? Bob?

Bob: (Thinks: What a putz.) The numbers are better! Albeit all the new jobs are personal service jobs at lower wages. Although pundits are still doing quite well. Stakeholders.

Melody: Opportunity gap. Poverty. John Bridgeland.

Continetti: I don't know why people are happy for a record breaking DOW. Weak recovery. Explosive growth needed.

VSP Matt: Half the jobs in the US pay less than $40K a year. I'm a pundit and I am paid very, very handsomely. John Edwards. Two Americas.

Bob: No shit, asshole. And wait until the Rubes in the red states figure that out. Idiot tea baggers will be screwed.

Melody: Relationships. A pox on both houses. I'm married. Dating. Using people doesn't go well as a policy. Relationships is glue.

Continetti: I have no hope of being invited to the cocktail parties that you are Matt (wink! I desperately wish to be asked back on L, R & C. Not unlike that nasty Vin Weber.) "O" is clueless as to what to do with the insane tea bag wing nuts in the House. Relevance.

VSP Matt: I like to be stroked. Bob, you tried to stroke me before the show!! (Squeee!)

Bob: (Audible groan.) Matt you penis..sigh...cut defense.

VSP Matt: I wrote a column this week! Bobo Brooks gets all the trolls, but I have spell check too! I can't grow a mustache like the Friedman Unit but we are all from the Same Tribe! I agree with Ryan, Dems must cut entitlements. Oxygen. Screw jobs and immigration.

Melody: (actual quote) Easter Bunny and Santa Clause are gonna fly past the Cow jumping over the moon. Sharpen the point. Education. Health care reform. Relevance.

Half Time VSP Matt: Rand Paul. Matthew?

Continetti: The Aqua Buddha? Kicked off his 2016 campaign. That girl Rand Paul kidnapped in college certainly won't hurt him with republicans. And remember his insane questions about smuggling guns to Syria to Clinton? That tea bag is going places. Rubio is (and I quote) "another light weight".  Paul is ready for his close up.

Bob: Due process is over rated. Like Scalia says, "Get Over It." Chimpy's Brennan is a torturer and "O" made him head of the CIA. Un-fucking-believable.  Remember this the next time you call him the Kenyan Usurper.

Melody: Republican obstructionism is a disease on the soul of the United States.  Strong values. Rather Paul go for an actual publicity stunt than the dickish silent holds that Inhofe does and DeMint used to do.

VSP Matt: Paul had democratic support. Drone policy. I'm staring. We killed 3000 people with drones. China and India will have drones! We have to govern. Word?

Continetti: Republicans lost their shit after 911. Went on a real massacre. Killed a lot of civilians. Committed a lot of war crimes. We've settled down. Shot our load. Trust us. Unless we can bomb Iran. Can we bomb Iran? Aggression. Extra legal means.  

VSP Matt: KCRW finally paid for (invited) a minority to be on todays program.  Being 100% white, male and mostly republican finally made us guilty enough to do so. Might as well ask about Cheryl Sandberg and her book "Lean In".  Melody?

Melody: Matt, you are a sellout and a blatant republican. Fuck you and your patronizing career.  Is 'cut entitlements' the only thing you can advocate? I mean besides your third party fantasies and your dreams of sucking tit at the Grey Lady? Christ but your are insufferable.  For the love of god, stop pretending you care about anything other than deconflicting your cocktail party access calander.

Bob: Class dimension. Women are underpaid, systemically despite raising most of the children, alone. Liberals cheered when Billy Clinton screwed women (don't laugh) with dependent children who were suffering! Zero Dark Thirty proves women can be just as hateful and ugly as men when it comes to vicious policy.

END OF SHOW RANT

Continetti: "O" is in trouble because he is underfire because he won't  reveal who donated 500k or more.

Melody: Women devalue themselves.

Bob: Costco came out for raising the minimum wage. Fuck Walmart.

VSP Matt: My wife wrote something! Feminist are to blame for their unequal working conditions. Bitches all. Listen to my wife! I have to!

Tea bag wing nuts believe that Democracy gives them the liberty to seek their own self-interests by exercising personal responsibility, without having responsibility for anyone else or anyone else having responsibility for them

Republican anarchists reject the founders' morality, the sentiments that produced the Declaration of Independence and U.S. Constitution. These ultra conservatives don't believe in the common good or the notion that Americans have a moral responsibility to care for each other. But they do venerate the second amendment to the Constitution, "the right of the people to keep and bear arms."

“What are they doing at CPAC? Essentially, they are enforcing the Sharia,”

Grifting for Hate.  Zionist anti-Islam blogger Pamela Geller. Please, please, keep fucking that chicken. 

Oreo Steele was on Bill Maher. Again.

Fire him too. Every sentient being knows the Oreo point of view. He adds nothing. He betrays his race. He is a House Servant and he is on the pundit grifter circuit. Disgusting. But please, keep fucking that chicken, Oreo. You make liberals look good.

Oreo Steele is not alone. Colin Powell, Condi Rice even plagiarist Juan Williams had a chance to make a difference...but didn't do the right thing for blacks much less whites. But hey. They are republicans. You expected them to be helpful?

CIA director General David Petraeus torture and murder under his command

With no combat experience Patraeus leads the Iraq war where Torture is ok but Unauthorized Sexy Time is not?

"Iranian leaders are every week threatening to wipe us off the map if they get those nuclear weapons."

The statement is a lie, of course. But the Zionist in Apartheid Israel really, really wants to bomb Iran. Because lets face facts. If Iran did get the bomb, some Israeli's would leave the Zionists to manage their illegal occupation....and get less free American money, weapons and intelligence.

Lori Klausutis death attendee Joe Scarborough and Nobel-Prize winning economist Paul Krugman will appear on PBS' Charlie Rose

Oh joy.

Israeli Lobby: Free US dollars, Stealing Palestinian land, Bombing Iran

The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, which ought to be a registered foreign agent, opens its annual conference in Washington today. Its three big goals right now are to make sure US government aid to Israel is exempted from the across the board budget cuts of the sequester; to make sure Israel can with impunity go on stealing Palestinian land in the West Bank; and to get permission from Congress for the Israeli Air Force to bomb Iran’s civilian nuclear enrichment facilities.

Subliminal politics and the art of deceptive influence

You're being played.