Saturday, October 12, 2013

Silk Road, intelligence laundering, evidence laundering and parallel construction

Commerce, deception, Deep State NSA and the DOJ. This will take decades.
“Federal agents are trained to ‘recreate’ the investigative trail to effectively cover up where the information originated, a practice that some experts say violates a defendant’s Constitutional right to a fair trial,” reported Reuters. 
"Some Experts" like Jim Sensenbrenner, the guy who wrote the Patriot Act has insisted that the bill was written specifically to prevent the kind of datamining we now know the NSA pretends the law authorized.  Awesome. So what happened?


1) Congress specifically told the NSA not to spy on Americans. Twice.

2) The NSA said, "Fuck you" and did it anyway. Which is illegal.

3) But things are go swimmingly. NSA perverts are spying on ex-spuses, lovers and soon to be ex-lovers.

4) The NSA isn't catching terrorist, but decide they can bust some pot smokers and tax cheats. So the NSA reaches out to Chimpy aWol Bush's badly politicized DOJ. Those wing nuts are mean spirited and bigoted and they give NSA legal cover over illegally obtained evidence.  Immediately it becomes clear to the republican run DOJ that weaponizing NSA intel means a permanent republican majority everywhere. Karl Rove becomes the most powerful man in the Universe.

Between a 'captive' FISA court, a corrupt DOJ and lying to congress, it's game on.

5) In the 'clear' the NSA gives illegally obtained intelligence to the FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS and whomever else the ChimpCo DOJ wanted to, then told everyone to lie about where the information came from. Again highly illegal.

6) That's when the US goes Post-Constitutional.  Deep State NSA goes to war on American citizens. Black budgets get increased. Life is good. The American Way prevails.

7) Only one tiny little problem. One little fly in the ointment. Not a single terrorist attack has been prevented by domestic spying. Billions have been spent, but the NSA is not foiling any terrorist plots.

8) The 'captive' FISA court and the DOJ is complicit with the NSA in criminal conspiracy to lie to the rest of the world, which is again, usually illegal when you do it in front of a judge.

9) ChimpCo leaves in disgrace. John "The Navy's Shittiest Pilot" McCain queefs Palin and Greasy Todd onto the world and the US elects a black man.

Oops. Now things really go sideways.

10) ChimpCo torture, rendition, Valerie Plame, Domestic Spying, 911, War Crimes and global economic catastrophe makes investigation into republican corruption impossible. Too many people at the NSA and CIA have done way too much, broken too many big laws.  America's first black president wont survive a CIA coup. Old White Conservatives go apoplectic Teabag.

Obama says it's time to look forward, not backward.

11) The only problem is, with no indictments, Deep State NSA/CIA says, "Eat All The Cookies!". No accountability. And then came the whistleblowers. Then Silk Road. Now even civilians realize the game is rigged.  Lawyers are begin to get standing. Blood and money begin to cloud the waters.

How do the government conspirators cover up their crimes? Who was fucking dumb enough to think this was all going to end well? Watch this space.

But here's the thing: If the NSA, FBI, IRS and the DEA can lie to congress or a federal judge without accountability, why doesn't the NSA just team up with the CIA and create their own death squads? And who at Deep State NSA decides which cases get what illegally obtained info?

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Meet republican asshole, Rick Reilly ESPN columnist

ESPN employee Rick Reilly's latest missive starts thusly:
I guess this is where I'm supposed to fall in line and do what every other American sports writer is doing. I'm supposed to swear I won't ever write the words "Washington Redskins" anymore because it's racist and offensive and a slap in the face to all Native Americans who ever lived. Maybe it is.
When you start your opinion piece admitting you're a racist asshole, don't expect any happy surprise endings. What is noteworthy is that this ESPN employee goes on to slander and lie. Why is this ESPN employee a republican? Because if your going to be racist, you're probably going to vote republican. The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't vote democratic. Regardless, better get Houston on the phone, because there might be a problem in ESPN racist paradise.
When Rick’s article came out, it upset me to be portrayed as an “Uncle Tom” in support of this racial slur. I asked him to correct the record. He has not, so I must do it myself.
Oops.

Romans invented Jesus Christ

Why? To get Jews to pay their taxes.
First-century Roman aristocrats fabricated the entire story of Jesus Christ. American Biblical scholar Joseph Atwill asserts that Christianity did not really begin as a religion, but a sophisticated government project, a kind of propaganda exercise used to pacify the subjects of the Roman Empire. "Jewish sects in Palestine at the time, who were waiting for a prophesied warrior Messiah, were a constant source of violent insurrection during the first century," he explains. "When the Romans had exhausted conventional means of quashing rebellion, they switched to psychological warfare. They surmised that the way to stop the spread of zealous Jewish missionary activity was to create a competing belief system. That's when the 'peaceful' Messiah story was invented. Instead of inspiring warfare, this Messiah urged turn-the-other-cheek pacifism and encouraged Jews to 'give onto Caesar' and pay their taxes to Rome." 
Was Jesus based on a real person from history? "The short answer is no," Atwill insists, "in fact he may be the only fictional character in literature whose entire life story can be traced to other sources. Once those sources are all laid bare, there's simply nothing left."

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

“for almost 70 years the U.S. has been the world leader in spreading destruction and misery across the planet.”

Despite Obama's noble words, America has imposed vicious dictatorships and supported horrendous crime

The US hasn't won a war since WW2.  The Korean war didn't end well. Vietnam was a big wet sloppy blowjob. (Speaking of blow jobs, the 'War on Drugs" continues to be an un-godly abortion fought mercenaries. What a failure that is.) Grenada was a photo Op. Somalia was a disaster. Afghanistan didn't attack us, Saudi Arabia did. Iraq was a strategic failure of epic proportions. That's just the big US Military stuff. The CIA and the State Department fucked with and killed millions of people, usually supporting right wing dictators and subverting democracy. Anywho, let us continue.

There was:
Greece
France
Germany
Italy
Guatemala
El Salvador
Nicaragua
Chad
Hungry
Laos
Haiti
Congo
Dominica Republic
Ecuador
Honduras
Brazil
Indonesia
Uruguay
Cambodia
Bolivia
Chile
Australia
Angola
Panama
Iran
Kuwait
Cuba
Bosnia
Yemen
Quatar
Malasia
Africa
Pakistan
Lybia
and Syria

They clearly hate us for our freedom. Who did I forget?

Dumb things republicans are doing that need public ridicule and condemnation

1) Faux Spews talking head Anna Kooiman says Obama has offered to pay for the museum of Muslim culture out of his own pocket. Anna tweeted:
Just met w producers- I made a mistake yday after receiving flawed research abt a museum possibly closing. My apologies. Won't happen again.
Of course it will happen again. That's what Faux's business model is based on. Anna Kooiman is a foolish woman.

2) Mrs. Marcus "Big Gay Mess" Bachmann, dingbat Michele says Obama 'Funding' Terrorists Is Proof That We're Living In The End Times. Right. You thought it was about the Biblical End Of Times? No, dingbat Michele Bachmann is going to jail. Marcus can finally have some privacy and some sexual satisfaction.

3) Aging Faux bimbo Megyn Kelly asked the most Hated Man In America is he realizes that his presidential campaign has been doomed by his endless mendacity and generally for being an asshole nobody likes. It's safe to say Canadian Raffy Cruz is not very self aware.

4) Supreme Asshole Antonin Scalia is much dumber and so much more superstitious than we thought. And he is very concerned with "Pigs Running Off Clifs". And flogging. Scalia wants to inflict pain and receive it. He just needs to get his rocks of with a S&M Dominatrix and the world would be a better place.

5) Republican asshole Ken Cuccinelli is free to get fucked in his.

6) North Korea is the equivalent of the republican party in America. Batshit crazy and really fucking stupid. Today, NK's leader, Kim Jong Un who (and this is true) massacred his ex-girl friend by machine gun, went bug shit crazy when the fat slob look up and saw a B-52 overhead. Republicans and North Koreans are an Axis of Duffus.

7) Lastly, a perfect example of conservatives living in the Epistemic Closure Bubble. Nothing gets in.
On the October 7 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly claimed "millions of Americans will see their health insurance costs, their deductibles, their copays go up because of Obamacare. So here is the question: Is it morally right to hurt some Americans to help other Americans?" After Fox contributor Juan Williams pointed out that most Americans "will see no change," O'Reilly responded, "I don't believe that for a second, I think that's propaganda." O'Reilly then said, "That's what some pinhead says, that's not a fact."
Well quelle surprise, cuckhold Bill "Mackris" O'Reilly is proved wrong by adults who believe in science, evolution, gravity and global warming. Tide goes in, Tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. Sweet FSM Bill O'Luffah is a fucking ignorant conservative asshole.

All the fascist conservatives can do at this point is harm the nation—and their own political prospects.

Go ahead, teabag. Default. You will never win a national election again. For decades.

Monday, October 07, 2013

Upcoming Kitchen Nightmares Special on Amy's Baking Company Will Focus on Restaurant's Effect on Community

Maybe some of the misfits from MasterChef can get a job at Amy's Not Baking Company.


NSA, Stormbrew, Fairview, Oakstar, Blarney, XKeyScore, FoxAcid, Quantum, QuantumCookie, Turbulence, Turmoil, Tumult, FrugalShot, DireScallop and EgotisticalGiraffe

For what political purpose is Deep State NSA stealing this data? Who decides which federal prosecutor is allowed what data? What's the priority? Pot smokers? Tax cheats? Ex-lovers? Banksters? Senators? Presidents? Supreme Court Justices? Or obnoxious people with opinions? Why doesn't parallel construction bother anyone? Does the teabag wing of the republican party mean there will never be meaningful oversight ever again? Does 'freedom' ever run afoul with security to conservatives? The 'don't tread on me' party is ok with the police state? Gun nuts are ok with this?

Sunday, October 06, 2013

Meet republican asshole Peter Bataillon, Nebraska judge

Nebraska Court Says Teen Must Obey Religious Beliefs Of Foster Parents And Not Have An Abortion
Bataillon rejected the girl's request, saying that for the purpose of her case, her foster parents would serve as her guardians — even though, under Nebraska law, the department is considered the guardian of wards.
Court records found online make reference to a Peter Bataillon who served in the 1980s on a committee for Metro Right to Life, an Omaha anti-abortion group.

I still hate Fascists even after they changed their name to conservatives

KFC
Canandian Cruz
SPECIAL!
2 Chicken lips
2 Waddles
1 Batshit crazy asshole

Poor Ted Cruz: first a Republican “lynch mob” is after him, and then Democrats hurt his feelings.

If you are a lying sack of republican shit, trying to deny millions of Americans access to a fucking Doctor, you get a big "Fuck You", not an appology for pointing out that you're a murdering asshole. In fact, why isn't Canadian Raffy Cruz being indicted for manslaughter?